Spam Commenter **FAIL**
Oops – two posts in one day! Hope I’m not SPAMMING anyone but I had to share this.
I was cleaning out my Askimet spam folder and I came across this. I think someone at a desk in Mumbai forgot to “delete as applicable.”
I recognise many of these so-called comments – anyone else?
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