I did not know that…

A few weeks back we started noticing green fruits in some of the trees around the place.  We didn’t think too much about it because, well, it’s autumn and that’s what’s meant to happen.  We thought they were probably small quince and dismissed them as insignificant.

Last weekend, I met an old man who was collecting stuff from the ground.  I’m a nosey old bag and I’m not about to let my linguistic ability hamper my innate curiosity, so I asked him was he looking for mushrooms Cherchez vous les champignons or something like that.

No, he replied, and he used a word I didn’t recognise.  The he held up the slightly-blackened green fruit and said “nut” in English, but with a French accent so it sounded like “noo.”

I looked closely and went “OooooooH!”

This is what they look like – a blackened one I picked off the ground on the left and a green one I picked off a tree on the right.

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And this is what’s inside :

 

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Anyone still not recognise it?

Does this help?

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Yup, walnuts!

Ok, so I never knew that walnuts grow inside a green outer shell.  When I stop and think about it, why wouldn’t they?  Look at chestnuts, beech nuts and avocados (the walnut casings really reminded me of avocados for some reason).

I’m full sure some of you are sniggering and thinking “Imagine not knowing that!” in much the same way as we sniggered at my American aunt who did not know that peas grew in pods (well she claimed not to, now I’m wondering if she did it for comic effect).  But for all the rest of you, especially the Irish ones for whom ‘walnut’ means something vaguely brain-shaped and pretty bitter, this is how they grow.  In a green pod/container/outer casing.

And do ya know what else?  They’re nowhere near as bitter when they’re fresh.

At Last – HORSES!!!

Wordy, horsey, unillustrated post.  Apologies to non-horsey readers but to my horsey readers – I’M BACK!!

Horses, horses… I remember when this blog had a lot to say about those two handsome guys at the top of this page!  But, at last, I am finally getting back into something like a routine.  I’ve done something with either one or the other of the boys most days last week (except the weekend was a write-off BOO).

A couple of weeks ago, I asked Alexandrine about doing regular lessons (if I was speaking English, I would have told her I need a kick up the ass, but in my flakey French I just told her I need a push).  My respect for this young lady has grown in leaps and bounds.  When the horses arrived last year, I was up checking them every single day.  Now, I no longer feel the need to make sure they are ok – I have the utmost confidence that Alexandrine will notice if there’s anything amiss.  It’s great not to have to worry about them if I can’t get there!

Not only are her horse-keeping skills top-notch (if you’re into a natural lifestyle, that is) but she is turning into an extraordinary all-round horsewoman.  I’m not sure just how many people there are who have qualified for the French national championships in both Natural Horsemanship (Equitation Ethologique) and Dressage.  She placed 6th in her section with her old-timer Max at the Natural Horsemanship championships and, with her baby horse Valentine (just four years old), she narrowly missed out on qualifying for the ride-offs in the young horse class at the Dressage championships.  She also does Horse Agility with Max and placed at the regional championships doing that.  But she also jumps and treks and just generally has fun with her horses.  Time and time again, I count my blessings that I ended up on her little farm in the middle of the woods (and thank you AGAIN, Carol!!)

So it was lesson-time this morning.  I had told her I didn’t mind what we did; in-hand Natural Horsemanship stuff or a ridden lesson.  I had a lovely little hack on Flurry yesterday and really wanted to ride again, despite my continuing niggling back pain.  If I rode, it would have to be Flurry because his gaits jar my back much less than Aero’s.  If I did in-hand work, I would do it with Aero.

I was leaning towards Aero, mostly because it was his turn, and I brought him in to clean him up a bit, but he was still very bothered by the flies.  Ok, I thought, it’s a sign!  I’ll ride Flurry instead.  Aero was marched back down to the field, Flurry was marched into the yard, tied up and quickly tacked up.

Alexandrine wanted to know what I’ve done with him.  It’s hard to explain in French.  Sheesh, it’s hard to explain in English!  We’ve competed at Preliminary level, which I’m sure is lower than the lowest level in France.  There’s no lateral movements and no extended trot or canter and all the circles are pretty big.  But at the same time, Flurry can make a decent effort at shoulder-in, we’ve attempted walk pirouettes and his leg-yielding and turn on the forehand are established.

Nope, I couldn’t get all of that across!  So I said we just do normal work, walk trot and canter and that recently he’s been falling in through the shoulder.

AHA!  That gave her something to work on!  I need to get control of the shoulders and teach Flurry to respect the leg, she said. The exercise went something like this :

Ask for rein-back, but as soon as I feel the weight has been transferred to the quarters, ask the horse to move the forehand to the right, by using open rein (right hand) and pushing with the left leg.  Keep the right hand forward, because if I bring it back towards my knee, he’ll end up turning with his hindlegs, not his front legs.  Use the left rein to prevent him from moving forward.

We did it loads of times, to the right initially.  Initially, I wasn’t feeling it when he did it correctly, but at last the penny dropped.  Hooray.  Time to change direction; moving his shoulders to the left.  Do you think I could switch around the aids from right to left?  GAH!! Open rein with left hand – ask him to move away from right leg – why is my left leg clamped on his side?  Relax left leg – ask him to move away from right leg – DAMMIT RELAX LEFT LEG – why is my right hand asking him to move the wrong way – relax right hand – no he’s moving forward, check with right hand – NO, RIGHT HAND, not left hand…  etc etc.

I never was any good at that thing where you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time.  Anyway, I finally figured it out and Flurry made several praiseworthy attempts, so off we went on a circle, ready to use my new-found tool to stop him falling in through his shoulder.  And it worked pretty well.

I’m going to digress for a moment and just say that, yes, I have ridden Flurry in the arena relatively recently.  And he’s grand.  He trundles along in a nice outline, usually bends to the inside ok and walks, trots or canters as requested.  But we’re both in a happy, lazy rut.  He doesn’t kill himself but he works quite sweetly and I couldn’t be bothered working up a sweat by making HIM work up a sweat.

So as soon as we went into trot, Alexandrine said something along the lines of well, it’s ok, but he’s not pushing from behind at all.  (Sound familiar, Naomi, Frank, anyone who’s ever given me a lesson before?)  So first of all she had us do turn on the forehand a couple of times to make sure that I can actually influence his back end with my legs, then she had us trot with our heads pointing in at her, on a smaller and smaller circle, until he really starting pumping those hind legs (she helped a bit with her stick, too).

And then he started to go pretty well for a while and I think (well I hope) she was pleasantly surprised at just how nice my chunky little boy can be.

We finished up with canter, which got quite interesting.  I blame the idiot who was hunting in the woods beside the arena complete with pack of jingling, baying dogs.

We cantered a right-handed circle beside Alexandrine first, then she told me to go all the way around the arena.  We broke to trot halfway down the long side, picked up canter again (correct lead, phew), cantered past A, and BAM, Flurry picked up speed, cut the corner and dropped through his inside shoulder – think Wall of Death and you’ve got the idea.  Then, having successfully eluded my “don’t drop your inside shoulder” aids, he tried to bolt towards the gate.  I regained control and made him negotiate the corner a couple more times, slightly less Wall of Death-ish each time, and we ended up cantering down the long side, successfully if a bit wobbly.  I have to confess, I was laughing at him rather than angry with him.  Silly boy – I reckon the dogs were at that end of the arena at the time.  It’s a good excuse, anyway.

We still had to do left canter.  Look, he can do walk to canter, I said.  And he did – walk, walk, canter aids, lovely round canter.  Wait a minute – that’s a bit TOO round!  Three big round bucks later, he settled and behaved perfectly after that!  I’m still blaming that stupid hunter.

All in all, a very good lesson and another one to follow next week.  Yup, I’m back in the groove all right.

Unpredictable Provence 2

Sunday Morning.  The LSH wants to go to Forcalquier later, to see the festival that’s going on there.

We’ll just run up to Reillanne market first.

A flying vist.

Just to get some household stuff we need and a few bits of fruit.

Yerrah we won’t be long…

We heard it starting up as we finished our dealings at the big houseware stall.  A distant OOM-PA-PA and some trumpet sounds, coming from the direction of the Café du Cours.  We had said we’d go for a quick coffee there with friends before we went home.  Quick?  HAH!  We were unprepared for the madness that is Pekno Parade.

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The musicians were still arriving in dribs and drabs as we sat with our friends.  They came skipping down the street in time with the music, instruments in hand and just joined right in.  It was downright impossible not to get caught up with it all.

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I abandoned all attempts at conversation with our friends as I found myself head-nodding… toe-tapping… swaying with the music… clapping hands… dancing on the spot as only us Irish can do!  See that “APPLAUSE” sign under the drum kit?  Believe me, there was never any need to flash that around!

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They started off playing in front of the Café, as cars drove up and down the main street of Reillanne beside them.  Have a look and a listen…

The band is made up of a large group from the Drôme region, augmented on this day with a few extras from Apt.  Their love of music is plain to see, every one of them oozes music and dance from every pore of their being.  They clearly love getting together and their passion is infectious.   They played for nearly two hours, with musicians swapping in and out as they needed to draw breath – literally!

Bit by bit, they took over the pedestrian crossing, dancing and weaving their way in and out of traffic, standing back to let cars through whenever a traffic jam developed.  Staff had to wind their way through the band as well as the usual traffic hazards as they served customers on the terrace, across the road from the café.  Watch out for the guy in the purple t-shirt in the next clip – he’s the owner of the café – and a dark haired girl wearing black – she’s the waitress.  They just took it in their stride!

I challenge you to watch this and not find yourself smiling!

Finally, we finished up with a half-hour set from this duo, plus drummer.  These guys are regulars at Reillanne market.  I love to hear (and see) them play, they’re so very lively!

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I have no idea how that guy dances wearing that big tuba thingy (I think it’s called a helicon), but he does – he has to keep up with his very energetic partner, who never, ever stops moving!

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If you want to find out more about Pekno Parade, you can visit their myspace page, or there is a bit about their history here – if you can read French!

Irish readers : Do you think this was what De Valera meant by “comely maidens dancing at the crossroads?”  Is his Utopian vision of Ireland actually alive and well and living in Provence?