What happens when a horsemad Ould Wagon moves from Cork to Provence with 2 horses, 2 dogs and a Long Suffering Husband? Why, she gets a third dog, discovers Natural Horsemanship à la Française, starts writing short stories and then discovers a long-buried talent for art, of course…
10.30pm Saturday : Bed
11.00pm Saturday : Asleep
12.00am Sunday : Sheesh, it’s warm
12.30am Sunday : Oh, the washing machine has just started
1.00am : Must remember to hang out clothes later
1.05am : Seeing as I’m lying here awake, I’ll just run through my first test in my head.
1.15am : Are my boots in the jeep?
1.20am : Must remember the rain sheet.
1.25am – 4.00am : Quite similar to 1.00am – 1.20am
4.05am : Asleep.
5.00am : Ah Jaysus, there’s the alarm.
Today’s dressage competition was scheduled to start at 8.00am. I was to be the fourth person in the arena, at about 8.20am. I wanted 20 – 25 minutes of warm-up time, so this meant we had to leave the stables at 7.00am. Marine had told me that her pony, Rusheen, can be difficult to load sometimes, so this meant we had to be ready to load at 6.50am at the latest. Therefore, I wanted to be up at the stables preferably before 6.00am, to allow plenty of time to clean the mud monster (Flurry). Hence the 5.00am alarm.
I’d left him clean, rugged and plaited the evening before, of course.
I was just hoping that he wouldn’t be too muddy…
I arrived at the stables at 5.45am, hitched up the trailer and brought the travelling gear into the big barn where Marine and I would be preparing our horses. Then I went down to the field. It was pitch dark, my head torch needed a new battery so I only had my phone to use as a torch. I heard movement in Aero and Flurry’s field shelter as I approached and assumed they were both there. No such luck! Aero peered out at me, blinking sleepily. There was no sign of Flurry.
First problem. Find and catch your horse…
I stood and called and called. Eventually, I heard a rustle down below me and I could see a light coloured shape moving through the gloom. Hooray! He was there! He was a bit nervous of the torch light, so I had to slip and slide through the deep mud to go down to him (there has been loads of rain here recently. It’s just like Ireland. I feel right at home, unfortunately). He seemed a bit surprised to be taken out of the field in the dark, but he waited patiently (tied up, of course) while I caught Rusheen for Marine. Then I led both of them back to the barn, wondering just how much mud he had managed to plaster onto his body overnight.
Actually, he wasn’t too bad. It was just on his left side – his neck was wet and muddy and there were almost-dry mud patches on his belly and his upper hind leg.
I rolled up his plaits and shook out his tail (plaited to keep it clean over night). Then I brushed the dry mud off as best I could. He still had a patch on his neck, but I hoped that would dry in the trailer on the way to Manosque and I could brush it off when I got there. After all, we were well on schedule. I would have plenty of time to faff around when I got there (famous last words).
By 6.45am, we were ready to roll. I loaded Flurry first, thinking that Rusheen should be more inclined to load if his buddy was already on board. No such luck. He went all the way in on the third or fourth attempt and then shot out backwards while I was trying to close the bar behind him. After that, Marine had several more attempts, with me trying to encourage him from behind, but I never know how forceful to be with someone else’s horse. Eventually I suggested unloading Flurry, so we could open the partition and make the space appear less narrow to Rusheen. We were running out of time at this stage, so it seemed like the a sensible option.
I untied Flurry, opened the bar behind him and asked him to back up. He duly obeyed, stepping carefully backwards. Then there was a loud crunch and he seemed to crumple before my eyes. My first thought was that he had slipped and fallen onto his knees, but he seemed to be struggling to get up. What was going on? I realised, to my horror, that his front right hoof had broken through the floor of the trailer and was trapped. I talked to him calmly, and he too stayed calm as he eventually heaved himself out of the hole and continued to step carefully down the ramp.
Surprisingly, I wasn’t shaking, and Flurry seemed to be fine – he was his usual indomitable little self. We went back into the barn and I whipped off the travelling boot. The hair on the back of his leg was a bit scuffed up but the skin wasn’t broken. We walked and trotted him up and down and he was sound. It seemed we had gotten off lightly.
(Side Note. When I bought my trailer, seven years ago, one of its selling points was that it had a fibreglass floor. I thought that this meant I would never need to worry about the floor rotting. It turns out that there is a thin (millimetres deep) layer of fibreglass laid over a WPB floor and that yes, it can indeed rot. Lesson learned. I just thank my lucky stars that we weren’t en route when it happened. Now I need a new floor for Christmas.)
Obviously, we couldn’t use my trailer. Could we still go? We phoned Alexandrine and told her what had happened. I asked her if we could take her trailer – she said yes. By the time we had unhitched mine, hooked hers up and brought it from the parking area to the area in front of the barn, she had come out to help us load Rusheen. Thanks to her, both horses were loaded in no time and we were off – only half an hour late, despite the disaster with the trailer.
Once we arrived at the Centre Equestre Le Pilon, there was no hanging around. Within ten minutes, I was on Flurry and riding into the warm-up arena. There were still five minutes to go before my time for the first test, Club 3 Grand Prix, but the call up steward said not to worry, I could go when I was ready.
Like last year, we warmed up around the course which had been set out for the jumping classes later on in the day. This makes life interesting – especially when you’re on a horse that would just love to pop over one of the fences! Flurry was 100% normal – not a hint of lameness, not overly excited. He was a little bit ‘looky’ on the first circuit of the arena, but after that he settled down. He was maybe a tiny bit tense, but this was a good thing – he was going forward nicely, a little easier than at home.
Eventually, Alexandrine called me and said I could go in. And off we went.
One of my circles was too big, a few of my trot/canter/trot transitions were a stride or two too late, and he jogged in walk, but, overall, it felt good. After the bad start to the morning, I really felt that my day had improved. Phew.
I still had well over an hour between my two tests. My plan now was to relax and revise (by which I mean learn) the second test, Club 2 Grand Prix. But then –
More tomorrow…
I’ve been falling off the bloggo-sphere recently. (You may have noticed.)
It’s not that I haven’t been doing anything. (I’ve been doing LOADS!)
It’s just that my blog posts were all starting to feel the same. Schooled Flurry. Did some hoof care. Back is a bit dodgy so just did groundwork with Aero. Went to two-day clinic with French Natural Horsemanship trainer (sorry, yeah, that was quite different, must get around to writing it up.) Hacked Flurry… rode Aero in arena for half an hour… took both horses out for a hack… might do a dressage competition some day soon… yada yada yada…
Surely this stuff is starting to get boring by now?
Part of me (the guilty Irish Catholic part) feels like I should now say “Bless me wordpress for I haven’t blogged, it’s been two and a half weeks since my last post” but I’m not going to. Instead, I’m going to say
a) how surprised I was that it’s Blogger of the Year Awards time again over at HayNet
and
b) somehow or other, I have once again been nominated as a finalist
and
c) this has been just the kick up the ass push I needed to get me tapping the keys once again.
So a huge thank you to the crew at HayNet who still seem to think that this stuff I churn out is not boring. Over the next few days, you can look forward to reading about that aforementioned two day clinic, a 20km trek and this weekend’s dressage competition, plus general bits and pieces about the horses, the dogs and life in general.
If you’re looking for more horsey reading material and you’re not a member of HayNet (WHY NOT? It’s free!) here’s the list of finalists as posted on HayNet last week.
Aspire Equestrian Riding Academy
It’s a brilliant mix of blogs, some educational and some personal, in all spheres of equestrianism. I’m really honoured to be included this year.
Finally, a gentle request to my readers : if you’ve got nothing better to do, maybe you could click on this link here and go and vote for Tails From Provence? I think you can vote more than once, so remember – VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN!!
Naomi (My former sidekick. Or was I her sidekick?) asked about French dressage tests on my Facebook page, so I said I would translate one. This is a Club 3 test. The categories are Pony, Club, Amateur and Pro and there are 15 – 20 tests for each category, of varying levels of difficulty. There is a lower level test than this (Club 4 Imposée) but I’ve yet to see it included at a competition. ‘Club 4 Imposée’ allows for up to four riders in the arena at a time, so I think it must be like one of those Intervarsity tests that Naomi remembers well.
Anyhow, Club 3 is the lowest level I’ve seen in real life. The next level up is Club 2, then Club 1, then Club Elite. For each level there is a Preliminaire test, a Grand Prix test and a Freestyle. The lowest Amateur level seems to be at a similar standard to Club Elite and I’ve yet to look at a Pro test, apart from the young horse tests that Alexandrine has done.
It’s worth noting that they don’t have different tests for 20x40M arenas and 20x60M arenas. You’re expected to just squish everything into a 20x40M arena if necessary. So no messing around shortening or lengthening arenas when you’re running a competition!
REPRISE CLUB 3 GRAND PRIX
Test to be ridden in a 20x40M or 20x60M arena. Snaffle – Gogue allowed – Spurs optional
(all marks out of 10, single coefficient)
1.
A Enter at working trot
X Transition to medium walk and then halt. Salute.
XC Working trot, progressive transition
(judge’s directives : Straightness. Immobility. Fluidity of transitions)
2.
C Track right
CMR Working trot
R 15M circle
(judge’s directives : regularity of trot, correctness of track. Bend, outline, activity)
3.
RB Working trot
BE Change the rein from B to E
EV Working trot
(judge’s directives : regularity of trot, correctness of track. Change of bend. Outline, activity)
4.
V 15M circle
VKA Working trot
(judge’s directives : regularity of trot, correctness of track. Bend, Outline, activity)
5.
AXC Four loop serpentine
(judge’s directives : regularity of trot, correctness of track. Changes of bend. Outline, activity)
6.
Near I Transition to medium walk then continue in working trot (between the 3rd and 4th loop)
(judge’s directives : Fluidity of transitions. Rhythm of walk. Outline)
7.
CM Medium walk
(judge’s directives : Fluidity of the transition. Rhythm. Outline. Length of med. walk)
8.
MRV Lengthened walk
VK Medium walk
(judge’s directives : Rhythm, attitude, overtrack(?), changes of outline (French word was ‘attitude’, I think ‘frame’ might work better in this case, see note below))
9.
KA Working trot
(judge’s directives : Quality and fluidity of transition)
10.
Between A & F Transition to working canter left
(judge’s directives : Quality and fluidity of transition)
11.
FB Working canter (straight)
(judge’s directives : Correctness and straightness of canter. Activity, outline)
12.
BEB 20M circle
Near I transition to working trot
(judge’s directives : Correctness of canter, fluidity of transition, quality of trot)
13.
Near L Transition to working canter left
BR Working canter
(judge’s directives : Quality and fluidity of transition. Correctness and straightness of canter)
14.
RS Half circle, 20M
Near G Transition to working trot
SE Working trot
(judge’s directives : Correctness of canter, fluidity of transition, quality of trot)
15.
EFA Change the rein in working trot
(judge’s directives : Trot rhythm, use of arena, outline, activity)
16.
Between A and K Transition to working canter right
(judge’s directives : Quality and fluidity of transition)
17.
KE Working canter
(judge’s directives : Correctness and straightness of canter. Activity, outline)
18.
EBE 20M circle
Near I Transition to working trot
(judge’s directives : Correctness of canter, fluidity of transition, trot rhythm)
19.
Near L Transition to working canter right
ES Working canter
(judge’s directives : Quality and fluidity of transition. Correctness and straightness of canter)
20.
SR Half circle, 20M
Near G Transition to working trot
(judge’s directives : Correctness of canter, fluidity of transition, trot rhythm)
21.
RB Working trot
BKA Change the rein in working trot
(judge’s directives : Trot rhythm, use of arena, outline, activity)
22.
A Down the centre line
AI Working trot
I Transition to medium walk, then halt, immobility, salute.
(judge’s directives : Use of arena, straightness. Clarity and fluidity of 2 transitions. Correctness of halt, immobility)
Collective Marks (all out of 10, double coefficients noted)
Horse
Paces (Freedom, correctness of paces and stability of each pace)
Impulsion (Willingness to move forward and freedom of upward transitions) (coeff 2)
Submission (Contact(?), correctness of outline, obedience to the aids) (coeff 2)
French version here, not sure about this one :(cheval sur la main, correction de l’attitude, obéissance aux aides).
Rider
Position and seat of the rider (general attitude, effectiveness, fluidity)
Use of aids by the rider (independence and appropriateness of aids)
Correct use of corners
Translation note – I wasn’t sure about the use of the word ‘attitude’ but I came to the conclusion that the most likely translation is ‘outline’ or ‘frame’ so I went with ‘outline.’
I hope someone out there finds this interesting!
I still have to write up my weekend clinic with Aero. I’ve been putting it off in the hopes that I receive some photos from one of the other stagieres but there’s no sign of them. It’ll just have to be a post with very few pictures 😦

