What happens when a horsemad Ould Wagon moves from Cork to Provence with 2 horses, 2 dogs and a Long Suffering Husband? Why, she gets a third dog, discovers Natural Horsemanship à la Française, starts writing short stories and then discovers a long-buried talent for art, of course…
…to my dear friend who has been with me on journeys far and wide…
….who has enjoyed picnics with us…
…provided comfort and shelter for us…
…witnessed many highs…
…and many lows…
Yes, I’m saying goodbye to my beloved Ole Jeepy.
After seven years of loyal, trouble-free service, during which Ole Jeepy and I have clocked up thousands and thousands of kilometres together, the intricacies of the French vehicle importation and registration system have forced us to finally part company. The problems stem from the fact that Ole Jeepy was imported from Japan second-hand – something that used to happen a lot in Ireland and the UK. If she had originally been European, there would have been no issue, but because not a single element of her construction has a CE (Conformité Européen) stamp on it and because Japanese emission controls in the 1990s were different to the current French emission controls, it became an exercise in futility. We could have spent €2000 or more, trying to get her through the testing process, and at the end of the day we might still have failed. Given that she’s eighteen years old and her current book value in Ireland is €1200… no.
We briefly considered driving her home and selling her there but, again, it would have cost us at least €1000, between diesel, the ferry, tolls and accommodation en route to get her back to Ireland… no.
So I have agreed to sell her to a 4X4 crazy friend here for parts. She will live on in his Landcruiser… sniff.
Today was the day I collected her replacement.
Meet emmmm…. Jeepy!
Not old, not new. Just a genuine Jeep Cherokee Overland. 2003, 148,000 kilometres.
Wish me luck. It’s always a risk buying a second hand vehicle. Fingers crossed that she’ll still be dragging my horses around Provence in ten years time.
And say goodbye to this old lady.
I’ll miss her, but at least my steering wheel will be on the correct side of the road now.
I have been keeping a low profile… lots going on here, plus I’m trying to get some WORK done (more on the definition of WORK in a week or two).
I’m working away steadily with the two horses. I do a mix of travail sur sol (in hand work), dressage and trekking with the two of them. It’s difficult to balance it, though. Aero really excels at travail sur sol and it’s hard not to neglect Flurry in this respect. Flurry excels at trekking (my little bomb-proof boy!) and it’s hard not to neglect Aero here.
Anyway, for the last two weeks, I’ve been working towards a stressage I mean dressage competition. My second, over here in France, AND to complicate matters, I decided to try a more difficult test. Well, why not… life is short, after all.
So the next level up is Club 2. As far as I can make out, it’s somewhere between Novice and Elementary, as per Dressage Ireland or British Dressage. FYI, the levels in Ireland and the UK go Preliminary, Novice, Elementary, Medium and I can’t possibly think beyond that. I’ve only ever done Preliminary so far. Anyway, here’s a translation of the test, Club 2 Grand Prix, especially for my friends who do judging back home. Just skip this if you’re not into dressage!
It’s a nice test in that it’s symmetrical. And it’s only in recent years that leg-yield became something that you’d find in Elementary rather than in Novice back home. The smaller figures, however, test the horse’s balance and suppleness. Until now, I have had to do 20M trot or canter circles and 10M walk circles. Suddenly we’re doing 12M circles in trot and 15M circles in canter. It makes a difference, believe me. Then there’s that canter loop thingy in each rein. It’s introducing the idea of counter-canter and it’s also (when performed correctly) introducing lateral work in canter.
Today was the day for Le Stressage! I chose to take my safe little stalwart, Flurry. Why? When Aero is so much more athletic and so much better schooled? Well, one of the gripes I have about French dressage at Club level is that sitting trot is required at all levels, even the most basic. I know damn well that I can’t sit Aero’s trot for more than a few strides at a time, so until he and I are comfortable together in sitting trot, Flurry will be my dressage competition horse.
I have to say, I felt like a movies star, riding through the show-grounds, with my paparazzi following me! I’m sure people were wondering “Who’s yer wan?” (only in French). Two friends videoed the test and the LSH took photos. (Thanks Sarah, Sandra and George) Here’s a selection of the photos.
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I will post a video when I get it!
Was I happy with our test? Thrilled, actually! We got loads of 7s, for our trot work and our right canter. Left canter was weaker, so our marks were lower and we broke into trot in our extended walk, for our only 4 of the test. We ended up with 62.33%, placed joint 4th out of fourteen. And a second rosette to add to the French Collection, not to mention a little plaque to go with it.
Yup. Thrilled.
Tomorrow I face a sad farewell and a (hopefully) happy bonjour. Stay tuned…
No, not my favourite horse. Or my favourite doggie. Or even my favourite place to eat.
Remember my Proud Momma post? Well, this is my new favourite song – written and performed by one of my equal-favourite daughters, and freshly posted on her SoundCloud page.
Treat your ears – have a listen to “Beggar Man” by clicking on the photograph below. If you like it half as much as I do, let Tansy know! Or you could follow her on SoundCloud or Facebook so you can be the first to hear the next musical offering she has in store for us.
PS there is a blog post on the way. I am currently wrestling with the demon that is French Bureaucracy in order to register my trailer here. This is an adventure worthy of a blog post in itself, surprisingly enough.

