The Plastic Rant


Why I am not a Good Little Consumer.

It’s a long one.  Sorry.  But this is important.  Please read and reflect.

I’ve been unhappy about the unsustainability of the world’s plastic consumption for years.  If you’ve read my “About Me,” you’ll know that I spent an inordinate amount of my childhood on my bedroom floor, playing with my toy horses.

Not mine, but the herd of another horse-mad little lady. Thanks to her Granny for allowing me to use this image

They were all plastic, of course.  Even then, as a smallie, I know that my herd of plastic friends would survive a long, long time.   I wasn’t so worried about the environment back then, but I was worried about missing my horses when I finally grew up (even if I had some real ones by then!) and I was worried about my poor little horses missing me in some way, lost and forlorn, buried in the middle of a dump.  Out there alone.  FOREVER!

Thank you Ryan J Gill for permission to use this great cartoon!

Well, maybe not quite forever, but for a thousand years or so…  My favourite toys are out there somewhere – Darkie, Blackie, Hi Jinks the shetland, Dancer and all the rest of the herd – probably unrecognisable fifty-odd years later, but they’re there in some shape or form.  As are countless other well loved toys.  And a myriad of other plastic items which served a useful purpose once upon a time.  And then there is the infinity of plastic items which served a less useful purpose.  Plastic straws.  Plasticised gift wrap.  Never-ending miles of cling film.  The heavy plastic film used to decorate gift boxes and flower arrangements, à la Love Actually.

At least a decade ago, I started to try to cut down on inessential plastic use in my personal life.  Shower gel, for example.  It’s a thing that makes no sense whatsoever to me.  It’s more expensive than a bar of soap and doesn’t last as long.  To make the best use out of it, you need to buy a plastic scrunge thingy as well, so you can squidge it out onto the scrunge and then give your grimy skin a good old scrub.  Frankly, shower gel is quite difficult to use without one of those puffy bits of fluffed up plastic.  You then keep that piece of plastic hanging around your shower cubicle for more than a few months, and suddenly it’s grimier than your skin could ever be, and can well be suspected or harbouring all kinds of nastiness.  So I’ve been a soap and water woman for a long time now.

Another thing to catch my attention at the time was the pump action toothpaste dispenser.

I can just imagine the board meeting where that idea was presented.

Packaging Designer : we’ve come up with a great new form of packaging.

Senior Management : do tell.

PD : it’s a pump action toothpaste dispenser.

SM : is the human race losing the ability to use their opposable thumbs to squeeze a tube and to roll it up as they use it?

PD : aha! That’s the beauty of this design.  It’s IMPOSSIBLE to completely empty this dispenser and waaaaay too much trouble to tear it apart to get at that last 5ml that’s stuck inside.

SM : … so for every 75ml of toothpaste we sell, 5ml will remain unused? …so people will have to buy toothpaste more often?

PD : YES! Exactly! We’ll sell 6.67% more toothpaste!!  (Yes, I did the Math)

SM : Here, have a raise!

Well, I’m sure it went something like that, anyway.

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I quickly cottoned on to that fact that a pump action toothpaste dispenser was messy (ours always seemed to ooze when not in use) and uneconomical, so I reverted to tubes.  Sadly, even the humble tube of toothpaste has now been plasticised (with some notable exceptions) and is more difficult, although not impossible, to empty completely.

On the same theme, there was a particular face cream which I liked, the manufacturers of which discontinued the humble jar and replaced it with bottle with a large plastic pump on top.  Towards the end of its life, I found that if I levered the top off with my Swiss army knife, I would get an extra 7 – 10 days worth of cream.  Extrapolate that over all the sales of that cream and consider just how many face-cream using women are doggedly stubborn enough to go to the same lengths as me – some, but not many, I’m sure.  And work out the profit margins involved with all of those un-stubborn ladies who replace the bottle before it’s actually empty…

So yes, pump action dispensers are a rip-off, unless you are dispensing something from a container which is too heavy to lift and pour, like a barrel.  And even then, how do you get that last half litre out of the barrel?

That was my own tiny plastic limitation drive, long before videos of floating islands of plastic and turtles with straws up their noses started to circulate on the internet.  But, in reality, I was doing way, way less than I could or than I should.  Water bottles, for example…

When we lived in Cereste, both the LSH and I found that the tap water disagreed with our digestive systems.  We pretty much had to buy bottled water – a lot of the time we even used bottled water to make tea and coffee.  We continued this habit when we moved to Reillanne.  It was just a habit, one of many plastic habits, I am ashamed to admit.  But we recycled all our bottles, so that’s ok, isn’t it?  Or is it?  More on the notion of recycling later…

Coming up to last Christmas, I was inspired by the actions of my London Daughter, who has gone to almost zero plastic, and a facebook friend who announced that she was going to go zero plastic as a New Year’s resolution.  She was looking for others to take up the challenge, for moral support, I guess.  I replied with “I’m in!” and broke the news to the LSH as we drove to Chamonix for New Years celebrations.  To my surprise, he whole-heartedly embraced the idea.  So much so, that he insisted that I didn’t buy a plastic bag of organic aubergines that evening, even though they were cheaper then buying two un-packaged, non-organic aubergines.  That evening, I began to see how difficult this task would be.

I’ve had to accept that a zero plastic lifestyle is not currently possible.  Instead, I’m voting with my buying power.  If there’s a product in a plastic container and the same type of product in a glass or tin container, I’ll go for the latter.  Mayonnaise is an obvious example, but some things are much more complicated.  Like bread.

Living in France, the Land of Bread, you’d think we’d have no problem picking up an unwrapped loaf at the local boulangerie.  And indeed, this is a viable option for most people.  But we are not Most People… neither the LSH nor I can tolerate gluten, so we need to eat gluten free products (We’re also dairy free, by the way.  Just to make life a real joy in France, the land of bread and cheese).  Neither of our local boulangeries do a gluten free loaf, so we have to buy the mass-produced stuff, which is invariably double wrapped in thick plastic, to prevent cross-contamination.  Sure, I understand that.  Many people with Coeliac disease are so sensitive that the slightest trace of gluten is a problem for them.  Cross-contamination is a real issue, and double wrapping has the added benefit of keeping the bread fresh – gluten free products have an annoying tendency to turn into chunks of cardboard when exposed to air.

Rather than sucking it up and saying oh well, we’ll have to buy the double wrapped stuff, I tried making my own gluten free bread from scratch, but everything I made was inedible.  Brick-like, with the texture and taste of sawdust.  I finally found a bread mix which I’ve tweaked to make a tasty white loaf.  It comes in a single plastic bag inside a cardboard box.  Each box makes four loaves, so I’ve cut plastic use there by almost 90%.

I try to bake sweet things more than I used to.  I make an awesome lemon drizzle cake, which I’ve adapted to make lemon muffins.  I’ve made an attempt at a savoury biscuit, which was “edible”, and a cookie substitute, which wasn’t bad.  Rice flour, sugar, coconut oil and lemons are all available in non-plastic packaging.  The only plastic waste generated by my baking is the tiny amount of film wrapped around 5 paper sachets of baking powder.

In order to cut my plastic consumption, I’ve had to adopt a “Do I Really Need this?” attitude when I’m shopping.  Gluten free savoury crackers – ooooh, they’d be nice with that pâté I bought in the butcher’s…. but Do I Really Need them? Can’t I eat the pâté on toast, or wrapped up in salad leaves?  Back on the shelf they go!  I’ve extended “Do I really need that?” more and more.  From household cleaners, to yoghurt, to horse gear, I am becoming an Bad Consumer.  Nope, don’t need those horse treats.  Apples or pony nuts work just fine.   ShowerPower spray? Lets try vinegar and washing up liquid instead (it works!)  Soya yoghurt for my fruit bowl in the morning?  No, I can do without or buy the sheep’s yoghurt that they have in the waste free shop next time I’m there.  Sadly, crisps/chips are my biggest downfall.  I Do Really Need that salty goodness.  So I haven’t given them up yet, although I’m trying to eat less.

We’re very luck that a zero waste shop has opened in nearby Manosque.
We can buy a variety of culinary oils and vinegars, rice, pasta, grains and pulses, sugars and flours, all without packaging.  In addition, there’s washing up liquid, rinse aid for the dishwasher, soaps, shampoos and shower gels (oh look, we’re back to shower gel!)  So we are using that shop enthusiastically, and hoping and praying that it survives.

Shopping for others is, in general, a time when I falter.  Like when shopping for our Munster Are In The Semi Final party.  We bought crisps, olives, peanuts and various other nibbles, all of which came in plastic containers.  Another typical  example would be with my mum (who is staying with us).  She loves her biccies, but all shop-bought biccies are wrapped in plastic.  I’m not going to deprive her of her sugar fix, so of course we buy biscuits.  But she’s interested in what we’re doing (probably thinks we’re a bit mental, but oh well, what else is new) and is now thinking about unnecessary plastic packaging when she’s shopping.  Score one for the environment!

We are five months into our Plastic Reduction kick and there has been a big change in our shopping habits.  The supermarket shop has become a thing of the past – we shop local almost all the time, apart from a visit to Manosque every week or two to get dog food (in plastic, I’m sorry to say, but I re-use the bags as bin-bags) and swing by the waste free shop.  We are eating more fresh fruit and veg, the waste from which goes into our compost heap beside the potager.  There has been a huge reduction in the amount of general waste leaving the house, it’s down by at least 50%, and possibly closer to 75%.  So far, it’s been a successful change to our thought processes and to our lifestyle.

Before I finish my rant, I want to talk about recycling plastic.  If you recycle all your plastic, then there’s no harm in it, right?  I’m not so sure…

First of all, NOT ALL PLASTIC IS RECYCLED.  I would advise everyone to look into what types of plastic your local recycling company will accept.  This varies from area to area, and country to country so you have to do your own research on this.  It is much too difficult to find this information, and I am certain that this is contributing to a huge amount of “bad plastic” entering the system, which has to be filtered out further down the line.  I downloaded a free app (Le Guide du Tri, you will find it in the App store) which tells me what I can and can’t recycle here.  It’s good, but a shock to see that so many of those plastics that I thought were recycled actually head for land-fill.  Yoghurt cartons, all plastic wrap, those plastic punnets that strawberries arrive in by their thousands, these and more are NOT RECYCLED here in Provence.

Next, consider the ecological footprint of recycling something plastic.  A milk bottle, for example.  Let’s take it from the moment you rinse out that milk bottle.  Think about the energy expended in collecting, purifying and delivering that water to your house.  If you’re in an area with water shortages, think about whether it’s eco-friendly to use water to wash out packaging for recycling.

You go to the local recycling point.  Maybe you can go on foot, maybe you need to take a car?

You carefully sort your recycling, and leave, feeling happy that you’re doing your bit.

Or are you?

At this point in the system, I believe that many countries are way ahead of both Ireland and France, the only recycling systems I’m well acquainted with.  Here in Alpes de Haute Provence, we chuck glass into one container, “packaging” into another and “newspapers and magazines” into yet another.   So you’ve got tin cans, milk cartons, aluminium and scrap paper going into the “packaging” bin, along with all kinds of plastic, a huge chunk of which is not recyclable.

Anyway, you divvy up your recycling as best you can, and eventually a big truck comes along to take it away.  But just think about all those diesel-burning big trucks bringing waste to a sorting centre, where there’s some kind of power-consuming conveyor belt which trundles away while the waste is sorted.  Then there’s the people who actually sift through it.  They have to be kept warm/cool/given fresh clean air while they work.  They have to get to and from work somehow.  More energy.

Once it’s sorted into the “good plastic” pile, our plastic milk bottle heads off to be recycled.  Possibly overseas.  One way or another, it’s more energy-consuming transport.

And then it gets shredded, melted down and turned into something else.  More energy.

And the bottom line is, the plastic which made up that milk bottle will continue to circulate in the environment for a good thousand years.  It would surely be better if it had never been made.

Is this really a sustainable system?

It’s far, far better to vote with your purchasing power.  Which is why I have turned into a Bad Consumer, and why I urge you to become one, too.

Finally, here are my tips for Bad Consumerism (thereby reducing your use of plastic) :

When you have a choice, always opt for the non-plastic container.  Sadly, you will often have to pay more for the privilege, but if you start to adopt the “Do I Really Need This thing that is wrapped in plastic?” approach to your shopping, you’ll recoup some of that extra cost in no time.

Watch out for hidden plastic – I bought some tins of organic tomatoes, to find that the tin has a fine lining of plastic inside.  Apparently tins used for acidic products are all lined with plastic to prevent the acids from eroding the metal.  What can we do?  By cartons or glass containers?  I don’t have the answer, sadly.

Watch out for packaging, like my bugbear the pump action dispenser, which prevents you from getting at all of the product you’ve just spent your hard-earned pennies on.

Always carry a shopping bag with you (ironic laughter from the LSH at the one!).  But hey, try!

Spread the message – tell the shopkeeper what you’re doing and why you’re doing it.  They listen.  They talk to wholesalers.  The message WILL get through.

Tell your friends and family.  Sure, they may think you’re crazy but they’ll start thinking about it too.   Look at my mum – 84 years old this year, and changing her buying habits too.

Buy local and seasonal, as much as you can.  I know I have it easy here in Provence, and it’s going to be far more difficult for anyone who lives in a big city, but if London Daughter can get a box of organic veg delivered to Canary Wharf, then it must be possible elsewhere too.

Shop in your local Farmer’s Market if you possibly can.  It takes dedication and planning, but it’s possible in many areas, even in big cities.

At the very least, buy your fruit and veg loose.  Complain to the supermarket or greengrocers if you see this sort of ridiculous carry on.

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Ditch the handwash, shower gel and shampoo bottles and source solid alternatives, online if you must, but if you have a Lush branch near you, you’re sorted!  Their products are great – and not tested on animals!

If a waste-free shop opens in your area, USE IT! Support the people brave enough to push this strange notion of a plastic free world.

It will take time to change your habits and learn to actually see plastic as you shop, but it will happen eventually. Don’t give up.  There’s already enough unnecessary plastic in the world.

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PS Before someone else points it out, buying something like this will blow your plastic reduction goals out the window…

As will doing any construction work around your house…

But what’s the alternative?


11 thoughts on “The Plastic Rant

  1. You’ve inspired me, Martine. Having left Provence in February, we’re still finding our way around the shops here in the Charente. It appears our nearest packaging-free shop is in Bordeaux, which is a couple of hours away, so no good for the weekly top-up. However, we’re 30 minutes from Angoulême where there’s a shop called Grand Frais. The veg and fruits are all en vrac, although they do still pack some meat and fish in plastic. It’s a start. The shower gel thing hadn’t occurred to me – that’s been added to the list of “changes to make”.

    It isn’t easy – we’ve just taken delivery of a new kitchen which was wrapped in acres and acres of bubblewrap and polystyrene. Of course, it had to be to protected on the journey (came from the UK). I thought we’d done our bit by taking it all to the dechetterie but, having read your blog, I realise that’s not necessarily the case. The good news is that we now have a large garden, a greenhouse and a potager so will be growing our own vegetables rather than buying them in plastic from a supermarket. The bad news is, because we’re old, arthritic and lazy, we’ve ordered a polytunnel to make our lives easier – oh dear !

    Good to have your blog back – I missed it. XX to you and LSH.

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  2. Here in the Pacific Northwest of the United States, many folks ARE becoming Bad Consumers. Indeed, some counties…like mine…have banned the Ubiquitous Plastic Bag (from here on out I will refer to it as the UPB. Unfortunately, few Americans will ever use the term because one, 99% of America cannot spell “ubiquitous” and two, they don’t know what it means.) As you note, many forms of plastic are NOT recyclable and will, indeed, outlast us humans (which, given the speed we’re trashing the planet, isn’t that far off at all). The city of Seattle has taken the next step..albeit a teeny one..of banning plastic straws. Since I don’t drink soft drinks and seldom have ever used a straw to drink, it really is a non-starter for me…but hey, you gotta start somewhere.
    I try to buy products that come in glass. What a fabulous container glass makes but recyclers don’t like it because it breaks easily and no one wants to buy the mix of colored glass…because plastic is so much cheaper.

    On the other hand, we recycle a LOT here in the PNW, everything from paper and plastic to glass, motor oil, cooking oil, even clothing! The Chinese WERE buying much of our recycles, as our stuff had a reputation for being “clean”. Meaning, cleaned out, packaged neatly (NOT in plastic), etc.

    Now that’s all gone by the board, ditched by the Effing Moron in the White House, who is single-handedly turning the US into a pariah nation that is the laughing stock of the world, and what (I can’t dignify the Effing Moron with a proper pronoun) is hell bent on starting a war with the rest of the world. Probably Iran because he can spell it. Maybe. So nations like Mozambique or Kyrgyzstan can rest easy.
    No. I didn’t vote for him.

    I know that you feel as if you’re a voice in the howling wilderness, but you are not alone. And if you feel as if you are fighting a losing battle..well, still, that doesn’t mean you give up. Every little bit helps, no matter how small you may think it is.
    You are trying to make a difference. Good for you.


    • Oh I do enjoy your comments 😀
      I’d be curious to know where the PNW recycling takes place and just how much of what you put out in your recycling bin is deemed suitable to have a second existence.
      Perhaps your plastic is being turned back into fuel oil. I read recently that that’s a ‘thing’. Another unclean industry brought to you by petrochemicals.


    • Again, at least in my state (Washington), each county has at least one…and probably several-recycling plants. Well, let me back up. If you have garbage service, you can also get recycling service. One is given a large wheeled bin for each. In the recycling bins go steel and aluminum cans, clothing and rags, cardboard and paper (dry only..if it’s been wetted it’s garbage), newspaper, (i.e. canned goods cans) plastic tubs and containers that hold things like dairy, (some containers, like the plastic jugs for motor oil, are not recyclable). Glass goes into a separate bin, it can be a plastic tub or box. All this stuff is picked up on a rotating schedule…\recyclables this week, garbage the next, and glass is picked up once a month.
      THe trucks take it to a centralized recycling ‘plant’ where it is separated and stuff (like the UBP’s which are NOT allowed in the bins because it buggers up the conveyor belts) is removed that can’t be recycled.
      Metal lids (like cat food cans, that can’t be put through the machines because they’re too small)and metal things like iron rods, spray cans, etc, can be dropped off at a metal recycling plant (not always the same as the county ones) and there you can get money back for your aluminum cans. I once took down my neighbor’s satellite dish and turned it in to the metal recycling plant and got..oh, I think $32 for it as it was all aluminum. There are always folks walking the streets, picking up aluminum cans for cash.
      The UBP’s …most supermarkets and grocery stores have a bin for one to drop off all the bags you took stuff out in last shopping trip.
      In my county, one can also drop off used motor oil, used cooking oil and grease, and even “e-waste”…computers, televisions, etc at the big regional recycling plants.

      Alll of the above is shipped off somewhere…cardboard and paper bet bundled up and sent to China, along with metal, and the e waste goes to……, somewhere in the Indonesian area.

      And soon, we see it come back in the form of plastic stuff, metal stuff, clothing made in sweat shops……

      As for compostables: yard waste, (i.e. lawn clippings, tree trimmings, leaves), food garbage, (except for MEAT…that can’t compost) etc are sent to a composting plant where it is composted. If you turn in a certain amount of compostable garbage, you can receive a bag of composted stuff in return.
      BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE of this stuff. About a decade ago, a local golf course turned in tons of grass clippings. It was turned into the gigantic pile of composting garbage and eventually broken down and bagged for handing out as compost.
      Golf courses are the most toxic green spots on earth. They put more pesticides, herbicides and fungicides on their ‘greens’ than you can believe. I won’t even go near a golf course (although, I can tell you from experience, there is no better place on earth for a good gallop!!) because of all the poisons they use. Welllllllll, this golf course had sprayed their greens with a forbicide…an herbicide that killled anything that wasn’t grass.
      Like Antihelmenthics, it did NOT break down in the composting process. No…people put the composted stuff in their vegetable gardens and……….everything that wasn’t grass died. The poison NEVER breaks down. EVER.

      And…on a worst note..if there could be one…another company turned in trimmings that had (dum dum DUUUUUUUUUM) purple nutsedge seeds. If you know anything about invasive weeds you know the nutsedges are the absolute WORST in the world. The worst . It does NOT die, It slurps up herbicides like it was sugar water and it spreads like the freaking bubonic plague or Ebola. The only way to stop it is to pave over it and cross your fingers. Oh, god, it was a mess.

      Now before you think the US is really cool about that…some states just Don’t. Recycle. Ever. For instance, Texas.
      I lived there for a few years and once I asked, where is the recycling plant? And a Texan said, “Darlin, we Texans don’t go digging ’round in our garbage like you Yankees.”

      So perhaps this is much too much information…but you asked….;-)


  3. Ah, what a great post! I get so frustrated, especially with the “Organic, non-GMO” companies packing their product in plastic–come on guys–wake up! Our grocery shopping is so focused on mega-stores with no alternative aka, butcher, baker, etc. unless you hit the farmers market. I ALWAYS bring my own bags, and feel that the ubiquitous plastic bag should be BANNED! Maybe if I stood in line at the cashier’s, stripping off excess packaging, people would wake up, and probably be yelling at me too!

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  4. Great article… it should be published.
    I suggest you send it to New Yorker Magazine in Ny
    NYC. I’m sure they will publish it. You might have to explain what LSH means.

    I am sitting in a hotel in Paris looking at all the fruits
    I just purchased wrapped in plastic containers at the organic store across the street.

    Feeling a bit guilty now….

    Isn’t that the point you are making?


    • My dear friend Sprocket…
      don’t feel guilty. I’m just back from a trip to Dublin, and I found it impossible to stick to my regular buying practices, although I did play the “Do I Really Need This” card several times!
      Thank your for your lovely feed back! I don’t know about the New Yorker… do they listen to expat horse bloggers sitting in Provence? Anyway, please share with friends… if just one person changes their habits because of my little rant, then it’ll be a good result.
      M xx


  5. Great article… it should be published.
    I suggest you send it to New Yorker Magazine in Ny
    NYC. I’m sure they will publish it. You might have to explain what LSH means.

    I am sitting in a hotel in Paris looking at all the fruits
    I just purchased wrapped in plastic containers at the organic store across the street.

    Feeling a bit guilty now….

    Isn’t that the point you are making?


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