What happens when a horsemad Ould Wagon moves from Cork to Provence with 2 horses, 2 dogs and a Long Suffering Husband? Why, she gets a third dog, discovers Natural Horsemanship à la Française, starts writing short stories and then discovers a long-buried talent for art, of course…
Ok, my dear friends, now I start being mean! No more free stories. Well, maybe on special occasions. But only if ye’re good.
Anyhow, here’s the first couple of pages from the next Ballyloch story. If you want to find out how it ends, you can visit Amazon.com and download the story in its entirety for the very reasonable price of €0.99.
If anyone has a non-Kindle reader and would like to download the Ballyloch stories, let me know and I’ll do my best to get them into the correct format and the correct vendor for you.
You don’t have a reader at all? Kindle can be downloaded for smartphones and computers.
You like a real book with pages that you can hold in your hands? It’ll happen, but not for a while.
One request – if you’ve enjoyed the stories so far, could you swing by your local Amazon and leave a review or a rating please? It helps them appear higher up in Amazon’s lists if they have some positive feedback.
Liz
Just a small paragraph in the middle of The Irish Horse magazine, but it made my day. My week, even! Hell, it made my year! As I parked the lorry, I glanced at it one more time, lying open in between the seats.
“How long do you think it will take?” I asked my helper, Fiona, who was sitting in the passenger seat. She’s still in her teens, but she’s been involved with Ballyloch Flyer – Toby – since the start.
“I’d give it five minutes,” she laughed, as we opened our doors and jumped down into the lorry parking area at the Millstreet show grounds.
It took less than two minutes. I didn’t even have time to open the ramp before I heard his voice.
“Well now, missy.”
I looked up to see Jeremiah Sullivan’s stout figure bearing down on me.
“How’s it going, Jerry?” I asked innocently. I knew he hated the diminutive form of his name and I took a malicious pleasure in using it.
He attempted to smile in a friendly way and succeeded in pasting an expression somewhere between a leer and a grimace on his broad pink face.
“Congratulations on the big sale,” he said.
“Thank you,” I replied.
He waited for me to continue and, when I didn’t, he carried on.
“I believe, young lady, that a token of thanks is in order.”
“A what, now?” I asked.
His face reddened. “A token of thanks, girl. My share from the sale of that foal I sold you. It’s what any dealer would do and it’s what any man would expect in my shoes.”
“Really,” I replied. “What any dealer would do? Sure don’t you know you can never trust a dealer, Jerry.”
I pressed the button to lower the ramp and nodded at Fiona.
“Will you unload Jacko and give Sarah a hand tacking up?”
She nodded and set to work with little Sarah and her pony, while I stepped to the other side of the truck to talk to Jeremiah.
“And you say it’s what any man would expect in your shoes, Jerry. What exactly would that mean, ‘in your shoes’?”
If it was possible, his face reddened some more.
“I started you off in this business, missy. I gave you ponies to jump when your parents were too hard up to give you your own.”
“Yes,” I said. “And you made a tidy profit on each and every one of them. What about that bay fellow who went to the European Championships? He paid for the extension on your house, if I remember rightly.”
“And I looked after you, didn’t I?” he asked.
“An Easter egg? A book token at Christmas? Well, ok, if you like – which would you prefer?” I asked with a saccharine-sweet smile.
His cheeks seemed to expand. There was definitely a hint of purple about his complexion now.
“And didn’t I see you right when you were buying ponies for your riding school? Didn’t I sell you the fine mare that produced that horse and made all that money for you?”
I paused. I’d been rehearsing these words a long time and I didn’t want to get them wrong.
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Time is running out for me to get something videoed for the Interdressage May competition. I had planned to drag a friend up to film me today, but he was limited to a bare two hours, the wind was blowing quite strong, I’ve had NO practise at all, I knew the arena would be very muddy and not too nice to work on… loads of excuses. I put my friend off and went up to the farm with my camera in my pocket and no time limits. My plan was to run through the Practical Horsemanship test a couple of times with the video running. It’s pretty easy, so I was bound to get something usable. Or so I thought.
This looks pretty good, doesn’t it? (You may want to watch it in full screen mode so that we are less than microscopic when we enter at A.) This was the start of our first try.
Things went rapidly downhill. I forgot the test (twice), Aero lost the ability to back up straight, he forgot how to stand still, he got confused at the single pole on the ground, he kept drifting away from me when I was on his right…. argh!
Eventually, I ran through it with him on the lead. I will submit that version if I have nothing else, but I would really prefer to do it at liberty.
Then I saddled him up and warmed up. He was going nicely forward and straight – until I attempted to do the first four movements of Fundamental Walk Trot Test 2. It’s all 10M half-circles and shoulder-in at walk, and he started to get quite tight and ‘stuck.’ I went off and did some trotting to loosen him up and rode a couple of shoulder-ins in trot, then I went back to doing the test again. Truthfully, it still wasn’t great. At best a 55% test, in my opinion.
It was Flurry’s turn to be ridden. I had turned him out to graze while I was busy with Aero, so I hauled him back in from the grass. He had been eating for a good two hours, so he was practically burping as he waddled along. Pretty chilled, so. My plan for him was arena work. Hmm, I thought. Maybe I could practise Aero’s test with him?
So I ran through it bit by bit, did it in its entirety one time and then decided to record it. And I have that, too, in case I have nothing else to upload on Thursday. Again, it’s not great. Flurry’s shoulder-in is not the best and I’m not sure it’s possible to see that he’s doing haunches-in at one stage, he is so far away from the camera. This is where a video operator would come in handy, he could zoom in and out and also follow us so that we don’t disappear into the corners near C.
My cinematographer is free tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully I’ll be able to cobble something together with one or both of my horses, and he’ll get it on camera. Fingers crossed.
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
PS Is anyone else going to enter or is it just me?
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Dear Everybody
The weather has been lovely. I’ve caught up with loads of friends and spent some quality time with my mother and my daughter. My mother’s pain treatment seems to have gone well (she had joint injections. Much like a horse would).
I will be back to my normal bloggospheric self by Sunday. Meanwhile, here are some random pretty images from my trip.
Bisous & à bientôt
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Oh yes, I got a new camera. Dustproof, waterproof and shockproof. Hopefully also Martineproof, given that its predecessor was fed tea and its pre predecessor was put in the washing machine…

